Pump me Up?

This is a rather bizarre sequence of events. Our house is below street level, so the sewage has to be pumped up to the sewer line. On Easter Sunday the pump stopped working. I had the unenviable task of removing the broken pump and installing a new one. No fun.
A week later, the water pump went out in our Toyota Tercel. Mr fixit once again. This time up to my elbows in grease and engine coolant.
Now, in my 74 Dodge Pickup, I seem to have a broken fuel pump. Enough with the pumps already!
Fortunately, I'm out of pumps.